The Z99 Morning Drive With Greg & Kris

ON TODAYS SHOW:


Wednesday Aug. 11th, 2010

Join Greg and Kris tomorrow at 9:20am with

Kahlana Barfield of

Instyle Magazine

as she helps you jump start your diet!


Friday Aug. 6th, 2010

Today we had Master Psychic Terese Farr on with us and she answered questions from our listers. Well if you want to chat with Terese log onto her website for contact info at www.teresefarr.com otherwise she will be on with Greg and Kris for more readings Friday September 24th, 2010 during the 8am hour.


Tuesday Aug. 3rd, 2010

Snooki's mug shot has been released and it looks like the Jersey Shore star is in desperate need of some GTL. Snooks was arrested Friday in New Jersey Friday for disorderly conduct.

Here is the mug shot!


Friday July 30th, 2010

You're going to be seeing a lot less of Drew Carey from now on. The Price Is Right host has lost 80 pounds since January. He tells People magazine, "I like being skinny. I was sick of being fat on the camera. I just got sick of it." He says he slimmed down by following a cardio workout program and staying away from donuts.


Thursday July 22nd, 2010


Wednesday July 21st, 2010

Lindsay Lohan definitely does not look too sad in her mug shot. Lindsay Lohan broke down in court, she desperately tried to get top lawyers to save her from jail but no luck there. Dressed in her bright orange outfit, she's ready to rave! No she's ready to do 23 days in jail. She's not doing her full 90 days jail sentence due to "over crowding". No wonder she has a smirk in her picture!


Tuesday July, 13, 2010

Yesterday we shared the video of a hiker at Yosemite National Park who became excessively emotional about seeing a double rainbow. The clip has received more than a million views, so naturally, someone has created a great remix of the video which has also gone viral.
 

  CLICK HERE to see the Video!


Thursday July 8th, 2010

Crystal Bowersox didn't win American Idol, but now she has a winning smile. Before heading out on the Idol Live Tour, the singer had a dentist fix her gap-toothed grin. She posted a photo of her fixed tooth on her Twitter account, asking, "What's NOT missing in this picture?"


Friday July 2, 2010

Lady Gaga may shun them, but apparently pants are OK for the super hero known as Wonder Woman. For the first time in her 70-year history, the comic book icon will give up the one-piece swimsuit -- criticized by some as impractical or sexist -- for a new ensemble that includes pants and a jacket. But comic book geeks have no fear -- Wonder Woman will retain such trademark accessories as her bracelets, tiara and magic lasso.


Friday June 25th, 2010

The Florida Department of Children and Families are investigating a photo of what appears to be a baby smoking a bong. The photo was circulating on the Internet, but the 11-month-old baby's mother is maintaining that it was nothing more than a joke. The mother sent Channel 4 Jacksonville a message via Facebook that read, "If u look at the picture u can see that there is no bowl in the TABACCO (sic) pipe. And i took a pic to show one (expletive) person and it was a mistake. I would never ever ever let him get high."


Wednesday June 23rd, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG TRAVIS!

 

Scared of clowns??? Kris Kelly as one??? YES!

Greg and his man crush sharing a moment...Gordan Ramsey!


Monday June 14th, 2010

The heads of Justin Bieber fans are likely to explode -- again. The teen heartthrob was caught over the weekend wading in the water at a Bahamas beach with Kim Kardashian. It was just a few months ago when Bieber's followers flipped their wigs when Justin tweeted a picture of himself with Kim at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and jokingly wrote, "Look it's my girlfriend Kim Kardashian." This time the Bieb tweeted, "Photo shoot on the beach...ummm yeah." Kim re-tweeted, "Bahamas with my Biebs," and later added, "My dream! I messed up Justin Bieber's hair!!!!"


Friday June 11th, 2010

Blackmail pic of the day!


Thursday June 10th, 2010

A deathbed photo of Gary Coleman with his ex-wife posing by his side has been published. The pic appears on the cover of Globe Magazine, with the sensational headline "It Was Murder." A spokesperson for the Globe's parent company confirmed that it had purchased the picture, but wouldn't disclose the price or who sold it. Gary's ex Shannon Price reportedly had the photos taken in the final moments of the Diff'rent Strokes star's life. Here's the Photo...

ALSO....

Psychologist John M. Gottman, author of The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work, says you can predict in as little as five minutes whether or not a couple will stay married.

He says EVERY couple should know the answer to the following questions:

Who are your mate's two closest friends?
What is your mate's fondest dream in life?
Who is your mate's least favorite relative?
What is your mate's basic philosophy of life?
What are your mate's three favorite movies?
What are your mate's three most special times in their life?
What are your mate's current major worries?
What would your mate do if he won the lottery?


 

Wednesday June 9th, 2010

A picture has been floating around the internet the past couple of days of a guy in the music video for Tag Team's "Whoomp! (There It Is)", who looks a lot like President Obama. Cecil Glenn of Tag Team says he's 99.9% sure that's not Obama in the video.

 

You be the judge...CLICK HERE to see the Offical Music Video.

 


Friday June 4th, 2010

A former bank officer is suing Citibank for sexual harassment after she was fired for wearing clothes that her bosses deemed "too distracting" for her co-workers. The five-foot, six-inch, 125-pound Debrahlee Lorenzana filed suit against the bank in Manhattan Supreme Court. She told the New York Daily News yesterday, "I can't help that I have curves. And I'm not going to eat and gain 50 or 100 pounds because my job wants me to be the same size as everyone else."

Here is a photo of her...what do you think???

 


 

Thursday June 3rd, 2010

Last night in the world of sports...

Major League Baseball almost had its third perfect game of the season and 21st in history last night. Almost. With two outs in the bottom of the ninth, the Cleveland Indians' Jason Donald hit a ground ball between first and second base, fielded by the Detroit Tigers' Miguel Cabrera. He tossed it to pitcher Armando Galarraga, who was covering first base. Galarraga should have been celebrating his achievement, but instead, umpire Jim Joyce called Donald safe, blowing the call and Galarraga's perfect game.

You decide...CLICK HERE to see the Play!


 

Thursday May 27th, 2010

Britain's The Sun is having a field day with the story of a two-year-old Indonesian boy who throws tantrums if he can't smoke 40 cigarettes a day. The paper first reported about the smoking tot last week. Yesterday it kept the ball rolling with shocking photos and video of the toddler, who was given his first cigarette by his father at 18 months and now is addicted. Diana, the 26-year-old mother of Ardi Rizal said, "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."

Check out the video here.

 


 

Wednesday May 19th, 2010

An N-B-C News correspondent, reporting on the oil spill from Louisiana, inadvertently inhaled a giant bug on live T-V yesterday. The Today Show crew got a real kick out of it. CLICK HERE to see Video!

 


Monday May 3rd, 2010

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows Friday at their Beverly Hills home. Nick gave his wife a Ring Pop but it wasn't for licking. This ring was actually a very expensive recreation of the candy jewelry, made with white gold and covered in white diamonds and pink sapphires. Nick proposed to the singer with a engagement ring hidden inside a Ring Pop wrapper.


Thursday April 29th, 2010

Sandra Bullock is officially done with Jesse James. The actress has filed for divorce from her unfaithful hubby but she already has a new man in her life. In People magazine, Sandra reveals that she adopted a baby boy back in January, but decided to keep it secret until after the Oscars. The boy, who graces the cover of the magazine with his new mom, is named Louis Bardo Bullock and was born three-and-a-half months ago in New Orleans. She says, "He's just perfect -- I can't even describe him any other way."

 


 

Tuesday April 27th, 2010

Donald Trump claims to have news on Bret Michael's condition and it's not good. He says the rocker is in "big, big trouble and the prognosis is not great." Bret is reportedly in critical condition after suffering a brain hemorrhage which Trump claims stems from when the Poison frontman was hit in the head while performing at last June's Tony Awards.

CLICK HERE to see Video and YOU be the judge!

 


 

Thursday April 22nd, 2010

A baseball player at Fordham University named Brian Kownaki would have been tagged out at home, but he dove over the catcher and touched home plate with his hand. Last night, ESPN was calling it the best slide ever.

CLICK HERE to see this amazing video!


Tuesday April 20th, 2010

We can all agree that it's not nice to laugh at other people's sorrow, but have you seen this video? It's a clip taken from a recent episode of A-&-E's Intervention, showing a heart-wrenching scene between a father and his son. Viewers had tears welling up in their eyes until they heard the father cry. So while it's usually wrong to laugh at others' pain, we say go ahead this time. We'll give you a pass.

 

CLICK HERE to see the crying man!


Monday April 19th, 2010

Is Charlie Sheen having a Britney-styled breakdown? Or is this another "disguise" to fool the paparazzi? Over the weekend, Charlie was spotted with a shaved head -- sparking plenty of talk among the gossip sites. His fake mustache, however, was nowhere to be seen.

Before...                                              After...

         

 


 

Thursday April 8th, 2010

Tiger's new Nike commercial debuted yesterday on ESPN and The Golf Channel. In the 33-second black-and-white ad, Tiger stares somberly into the camera as a recording of his late father Earl Woods plays. Earl says, "I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are. Did you learn anything?" Nike says the ad "addresses [Tiger's] time away from the game using the powerful words of his father."

CLICK HERE to see the AD.

ALSO...

He's being called the "Chinese Susan Boyle" and the "Taiwanese Whitney Houston sound-alike." Lin Yu Chun, a tuxedo-wearing and bowl-cut fashioning competitor on the Taiwanese singing show Super Star Avenue, stunned the audience with his rendition of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You."

CLICK HERE to see Video!

 


 

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Poor Jesse James just when it looked like things couldn't get any worse for Sandra Bullock's beleaguered husband, a photo of him posing as a Nazi hits the Internet. In the photo, the Monster Garage star is seen in an S-S hat, giving a Nazi salute and holding two fingers under his nose to mimic Hitler's moustache. The pic was reportedly taken in 2005, when Jesse was dating Sandra. A source tells the magazine that Jesse is no Neo-Nazi -- he only "did it for shock value." Mission accomplished.


Tuesday March 30th, 2010

Rachel Meatball Poppers -

INGREDIENTS
12 refrigerated or frozen (thawed) cooked turkey meatballs (from 24-oz bag)
1 cup well-drained sauerkraut (squeeze to drain)
1/2 cup shredded Swiss cheese (2 oz)
1/3 cup shredded Parmesan cheese (2 oz)
2 tablespoons Thousand Island dressing
1/8 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons caraway seed
2 cans (8 oz each) Pillsbury® refrigerated crescent dinner rolls (16 rolls)
1 EGGLAND’S BEST egg, well beaten


DIRECTIONS
1. Heat oven to 350°F. Lightly spray 24 regular-size muffin cups (2 3/4x1 1/4 inches) with Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray.
2. Cut each meatball in half; set aside. In small bowl, mix sauerkraut, cheeses, dressing, salt and 1 teaspoon of the caraway seed until well blended.
3. Unroll both cans of crescent dough; separate into 8 rectangles. Firmly press perforations to seal. Cut each rectangle into 3 equal pieces. Press each piece into 4x2-inch rectangle. Gently press 1 rectangle on bottom and up side of each muffin cup, leaving both ends hanging over side of cup.
4. Place 1 meatball half, flat side down, in center of each cup. Spoon 2 rounded teaspoons sauerkraut mixture onto each meatball. Bring up ends of dough over filling; pinch tops to seal, leaving 2 small openings on sides to vent steam. Brush egg over dough. Sprinkle with remaining 1 teaspoon caraway seed.
5. Bake 12 to 18 minutes or until golden brown. Immediately remove from pan to cooling rack; cool 5 minutes. Serve warm.
 

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Friday March 26th, 2010

Everyone loves a good news-anchor fail. The latest one comes from Houston's A-B-C affiliate. Anchor Melanie Lawson leans over and falls off her chair. And now for a check of the weather.
 

CLICK HERE to see the video!


Thursday March 25th, 2010

Looks like Lindsay Lohan stayed out a bit later than she should have the other night. After partying at a Hollywood hot spot, Lindsay headed to a friend's house, where she took a nasty fall. And the paps were there to catch it.

 


 

Monday March 15th, 2010

Score one for Team Coco. A Conan O'Brien fan set up Jay Leno when he posed for a photo with the re-instated Tonight Show host. While Jay is seen placing his hand on the young man's shoulder, the Coco fan holds up his hand, which has the words "Coco F-T-W" written on it, meaning "for the win."

 


 

Wednesday March 10th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for 100-million dollars, claiming the company's recent commercial featuring a "milk-aholic" baby named Lindsay was modeled after her. In the ad, a baby boy apologizes through video chat for not calling his girlfriend the night before because he was on E-Trade. The baby girl asks, "And that milk-aholic Lindsay wasn't over?" Another baby girl appears on screen, presumably Lindsay, and asks, "Milk-a-what?" In the lawsuit, Lohan's lawyer insists that his client has the same "single-name" recognition as Oprah Winfrey and Madonna. The company that produced the ad says the baby was named after a member of their account team.

CLICK HERE to see the commercial.

 


 

Tuesday March 2nd, 2010

Simon Cowell says he's not engaged, but his girlfriend's ring finger is telling a different story. American Idol make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy was sporting a ginormous diamond the other day as she and Simon were spotted in Beverly Hills.

 


 

Wednesday Feb. 17th, 2010

Tyler Shipman donations can be sent to: www.paypal.com using the address johnwpb@gamil.com

CLICK HERE to see the story about the car restoration.


Monday Feb. 15th, 2010

If you heard us talking to Jill at Brown County Humane Society this morning and want to help save their facility here is the address again to donate:

PO Box 512 New Ulm, MN 56073

ALSO...

What do you get when you take three old men and put them on a stage in a retirement home to show off their Michael Jackson dance moves? Why, you get an instant viral video.

CLICK HERE to see the video!

AND...

Australian statisticians have devised a new formula that predicts the ideal age couples should get engaged. The equation considers how old you are when you start looking for a life partner and the absolute oldest you want to be to tie the knot. The numbers people behind the equation at the University of South Wales in Australia claim a success rate of almost 40 percent.

The Equation ...

Choose the oldest age by which you want to get married, for example, 39. Call this 'n.'

Decide the earliest age at which you'll start to consider a potential spouse, for example, 20. This age becomes 'p.'


Subtract 'p' from 'n' (39 - 20), then multiply the result by 0.368. This equals 6.992.


Add this to your minimum age. Result: 27 is your optimal proposal age.

 


 

Wednesday Feb. 10th, 2010

"Snowmageddon" is unleashing a second round of snow on Washington, D-C while the city continues to dig out from more than two feet of snow from last weekend's storm. One D-C resident turned his video camera on last weekend and created a time-lapse, or "snowlapse," video showing the white blanket being draped over the nation's capital.
 

CLICK HERE to see this awesome video!


Thursday Feb. 4th, 2010

Former teen idol Leif Garrett was released from jail yesterday after he was arrested for possession of heroin. When police officers noticed the 48-year-old shaking and sweating profusely, they asked to search him. He first told officers he didn't have any drugs on him, but then admitted to having black tar heroin in his shoe. He posted 10-thousand-dollar's bail and is due back in court on February 24th.

Here is a picture of Leif before and now!

 

 


 

Tuesday Feb. 2nd, 2010

Rip Torn was released on 100-thousand-dollar bond yesterday after being arraigned for breaking into a Connecticut bank with a loaded gun. He didn't enter a plea. According to court records, the 78-year-old actor was so drunk that he mistook the bank for his home, removing his hat and boots and leaving them by the door. His lawyer, the 30 Rock star, who's been arrested two other times for drunken driving, doesn't remember anything of that night. Waterfall says his client is expected to enter rehab as soon as today. Rip is due back in court on February 17th.

Here is his mugshot!

ALSO...

Send a card to a soldier for his 21st Birthday...Anthony Fazzini turns 21 on the 15th of Feb,and he is in the heart of the war in Afghanistan. Lets send him a card and make his birthday extra special!

SPC. Fazzini, Anthony

D Co., 1-12

FOB Wilson

APO AE 09355


 

Monday Feb. 1st, 2010

C-B-S has reportedly rejected an ad from gay dating site ManCrunch.com. The website wanted the ad to run during the Super Bowl, but C-B-S refused saying it is "not within the Network's Broadcast Standards for Super Bowl Sunday." 

CLICK HERE to see the ad.


Tuesday Jan. 26th, 2010

Gary Coleman was arrested Saturday in Utah on an outstanding warrant. Police were called to the former Diff'rent Strokes star's home on a report of a domestic disturbance. Though no evidence of a crime was found, Gary was taken into custody on a failure-to-appear warrant from 2009. Gary, who was being held on domestic violence charges, was released Monday afternoon after posting bail.

Here's Gary's mug shot.

Whatcha talkin bout Willis!

 


 

Friday Jan. 22, 2010

Here is the picture of Michelle Obama that was talked about in the Hollywood Buzz...

The former Happy Days star has been receiving death threats after posting an unflattering photo of Michelle Obama on Twitter with the caption, "Wow. He wakes up to this every morning." The death threats got so bad that Baio had to call in the F-B-I. He's also being accused of being a racist -- to which Baio responded by tweeting, "I'm NOT racist for posting a pic of M-O. My WIFE'S BEST FRIEND IS BLACK, HELLO."

ALSO...

Tiger Woods??? You decide...this is supposedly Tiger at a sex rehab.

 


 

Wednesday Jan.20th, 2010

What motives Vikings QB Brett Favre to perform at such a high level in the post season?  Apparently the opportunity to sell some jeans.  Check out this hilarious video from ESPN.com!

CLICK HERE to see Video.

ALSO...

Heidi Montag now says she's not addicted to plastic surgery. The reality star sparked criticism after saying she was "totally obsessed" with surgical enhancements. But yesterday on Good Morning America, she backpedaled, saying, "I would say that none of those people know me at all, and that's just a judgment. I'm not addicted. If I were addicted, I would have had 10 plastic surgeries." But she did have 10 surgeries all on the same day, in fact... Heidi said so herself in People magazine. Here is a picture of Heidi during the Hills and now...What do you think???



 

Friday Jan. 15th, 2009

American Idol's first sensation of the new season, General Larry Platt, is heading to The View. The 62-year-old, whose audition on Wednesday is creating a huge buzz, will reprise his performance of the original song "Pants on the Ground." In case you missed it, CLICK HERE to see the General's American Idol performance of "Pants on the Ground."

 


 

Thursday Jan. 7th, 2010

Kate Gosselin is starting the new year off with a new 'do. The a-symmetrical, reverse mullet is gone. Now the mom of eight is sporting long blonde locks, thanks to plenty of extensions. It reportedly took stylist Ted Gibson 20 hours to give Kate the new look.

 


 

Wednesday Jan.6th, 2010

Nothing says "Happy birthday, I love you" quite like 120-thousand pounds of manure. An Iowa man used the stinky cow dung to spell out the message to his wife. His wife was of course touched and is planning something even better for her husband's birthday.

CLICK HERE to see the Video!

ALSO....

Kris kept bragging all morning long about how she is related somewhere in her twisted family tree to Ulysses S. Grant.  Whatever...I'm not buying it.  However, Randall our newsguy did some digging and unearthed this rare photo.  What do you think?  I'm still not convinced.

 


 

Tuesday Jan. 5th, 2010

TIGER WOODS SHOWS SOME SKIN ON VANITY FAIR COVER

In Vanity Fair's cover story of Tiger Woods, author Buzz Bissinger describes the philandering golfer as a "sex addict who could not get enough" and cites a 1997 interview in which Tiger made some racy comments. But the real buzz is over the cover shot -- which shows the once squeaky-clean pitchman bare-chested and pumping iron in a black cap.


 

Tuesday Dec. 29th, 2009

   A photo of John F. Kennedy on a yacht filled with naked women is a fake. Yesterday T-M-Z reported that it was a "never-before published photograph," taken in the mid-'50s, and that its authenticity was verified by a forensic analyst. But it turned out that the picture was actually from a 1967 Playboy photo shoot.


Tuesday Dec. 22nd, 2009

This thing, called a "nose cozy", is made to keep your nose warm. Here's how the seller describes their homemade item:

Now you can be outdoors and keep your nose warm with Aunt Marty's original Nose Warmer! Great Christmas gift! What man or womam wouldn't love this? It really works!! A unique, practical way to keep your nose warm. Sure to be a hit with all the outdoor lovers. Fun and useful, great for the entire family. Loops on each side of the Nose Warmer hook behind the ears. What do U think of the nose cozy??? 

    


 

Monday Dec. 21st, 2009

You know how Greg and I are Christmas Story junkies...well here are some things you may not know about the movie:

Here are 10 things you probably didn't know:

1. Jack Nicholson was very interested in playing Ralphie's dad. But casting (and paying) Jack would have meant doubling the budget, so he was removed from consideration. Director Bob Clark -- who didn't know Nicholson was interested at the time -- says Darrin McGavin was the perfect choice. After all, Jack would have been too much of a scene-stealer.

2. What does Porky's, the raunchy '80s teen sex movie, have to do with a wholesome film like A Christmas Story? Bob Clark directed both -- Porky's in 1982 and A Christmas Story in 1983. If Porky's hadn't given him the professional and financial success he needed, he wouldn't have been able to bring A Christmas Story to the big screen.

3. For those keeping count, Ralphie says he wants the Red Ryder BB Gun 28 times throughout the course of the movie. That's approximately once every three minutes and 20 seconds.

4. Peter Billingsley, who played Ralphie, has been good friends with Vince Vaughn since they both appeared in the CBS Schoolbreak Special (their version of the after-school special) in the early '90s. Peter doesn't do much acting these days, but he did make a surprise appearance on the "Vince Vaughn Wild West Comedy Show" in Memphis, Tennessee, in 2005. Peter's doing quite well for himself, though. He was the executive producer of Iron Man and had a brief bit as William Ginter Riva. Peter also executive produced Vince's movie, Four Christmases (which he also had a cameo in), as well as 2006's The Break-Up.

5. Mythbusters tested whether it was possible to get your tongue truly stuck on a piece of cold metal. Guess what? It is. So don't triple dog dare your best friend to try it.

6. Scott Schwartz, who played Flick (the kid who stuck his tongue to the frozen flagpole), was submerged in the adult film industry for a number of years. He got out in 2000 to try to become a mainstream actor again, but he really hasn't done much of note: Community College ("A love story between four dudes and their ability to get free drinks") and Skinwalker, which starred ex-MTV veejay Jesse Camp, if that tells you anything. Joey Buttafuoco is in it, too, and gets billing over our poor Flick. Sad.

7. Next time you're in Cleveland, you can visit the original house from the movie for only $7.50. It was sold on eBay in 2004 for $150,000. Collector Brian Jones bought the house and restored it to its movie glory and stocked it up with some of the original props from the film, including Randy's snowsuit.

8. Director Bob Clark got the idea for the movie when he was driving in the car with a date. He heard Jean Shepherd on the radio doing a reading of his short story collection, "In God We Trust ... All Others Pay Cash," which included some bits that eventually ended up in A Christmas Story. Clark said he drove around the block for an hour until the program ended, which his date was not too happy about.

9. The TV show The Wonder Years was inspired by A Christmas Story. In fact, in one of the last few episodes, Peter Billingsley appeared as one of Kevin Arnold's roommates.

10. The real Red Ryder BB Gun was first made in 1938 and was named after a comic strip cowboy. You can still buy it today for the low, low price of $44.99. But the original wasn't quite the same as the one in the movie -- it lacked the compass and sundial that both the Jean Shepard story and the movie call for. Special versions had to be made just for A Christmas Story.

Merry Christmas! Don't shoot your eye out, kid!

 


 

Friday Dec. 18th, 2009

How about a cute, feel-good video for your holiday season? More than six-million people have watched this little kid performing a cover of Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours."

CLICK HERE to see the video!
 


Thursday Dec. 17th, 2009

You know I've always had fun making jokes about Kris Kelly and her lack of height.  I never realized that this "short-coming" would actually help her achieve one of her life's goals--becoming one of Santa's elves.  Don't believe me?  Just check out this video recently shot in the North Pole! 

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/9T8wVEswXezAQvJW


 Tuesday Dec. 15th, 2009

The National Physical Laboratory has constructed the world's smallest snowman for the holidays with a width of 10 µm!! Equal to "1/5th the width of a human hair," says the lab. The NPL made the itty-bitty snowman from "two tin beans used to calibrate electron microscope astigmatism." The eyes and smile were "milled using a focused ion beam" and the nose is "ion beam deposited platinum."

We want one!


 

Friday Dec. 4th, 2009

 My what big chins you have there, Jared Fogle! The Subway spokesman was seen waddling through the Miami airport this past weekend with some excess baggage and we're not talking about the luggage! He's got Celebrity Fit Club written all over him!

 


 

Wednedsay Dec. 2nd, 2009

US Weekly has just posted a voicemail allegedly left by Tiger Woods for his alleged mistress -- Jaimee Grubbs.

CLICK HERE to listen to the voicemail!

ALSO JUST IN....

Tiger Woods has just released the following statement on his website:

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."

 

 


 

Tuesday Dec. 1st, 2009

  A Methuen, Massachusetts, woman claims to have discovered the face of Jesus burnt onto her iron. Mary Jo Coady first noticed the face of Jesus when she walked into her daughter's room. The 44-year-old mother of two stated that the appearance of the face proves that "he's listening." She plans to buy a new iron and keep the holy one in a closet.


 

Tuesday Nov. 24th, 2009

Paula Deen took a ham to the face in Atlanta the other day. The celebrity chef was helping the Hosea Feed the Hungry charity load food when the frozen meat was tossed at her while she wasn't looking. Paula escaped the incident with only a sore nose. She told CBSAtlanta.com, "I thought it busted my lip, but it didn't. Ran head on to a hog."

CLICK HERE to see the Video!


Wednesday Nov. 18th, 2009

It seems that everyone wants to be the human mattress dominos record-holder these days. The stunt has been pulled off so many times all around the world. But last Friday, a group of students in Portugal got together in a stadium to claim the record. There has been no official confirmation from Guinness yet.

CLICK HERE to see the domino effect!

ALSO...

The Minnesota Twins unveiled new team uniforms and logos on Monday to be worn during the team's inaugural season at Target Field. The primary home uniform has a slightly altered "Twins" script. The primary road uniform will be a solid grey (no pinstripes) fearing a "Minnesota" script inspired by the team's original "Minnesota" script from 1961-1986. Also, a secondary throwback uniform was unveiled that will be worn on Opening Day as well as every home Saturday game during the season. Here they are...

HOME                                                           ROAD          

 


 

 

Thursday Nov. 19th, 2009

Sarah Palin is blasting the cover of the latest issue of Newsweek, calling it sexist. She's pictured in short lycra shorts, a red zip-up jacket and sneakers, which seems to call into question her seriousness as a political figure. But the shot was actually for the August issue of Runners World, and Palin was simply promoting physical fitness. She writes on Facebook, "When it comes to Sarah Palin, this 'news' magazine has relished focusing on the irrelevant rather than the relevant... The out-of-context Newsweek approach is sexist and oh-so-expected by now." Here is the Picture...

 


 

Friday Nov. 13th, 2009

Lauren Johnson is a 12-year-old girl from Virginia who is dealing with the sneezing fit of all sneezing fits. Lauren has been sneezing non-stop for two weeks straight, which of course earned her a trip to The Today Show. It began with a cold and now she sneezes about eight-to-ten times a minute all day long. And we have to give a big sarcastic round of applause to interviewer Ann Curry who asked the big question, "What did you notice that made you realize that something was really off?" Um I don't know, Ann. Perhaps it was the constant sneezing.
 

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Wednesday Nov. 11th, 2009

BYU advances in MWC tournament despite multiple dirty plays from New Mexico's Elizabeth Lambert.

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AND...

Have you seen the video of the luckiest woman in Boston? A drunk woman waiting for a subway in Boston, stumbled off the platform and fell onto the tracks as the train was coming into the station. After a quick jolt from the electrified third rail, the woman laid motionless as a crowd of people incessantly waved their arms to get the train conductor's attention. Luckily, the conductor -- who initially thought the waving crowd was just a bunch of over-enthusiastic Celtics fans -- pulled the emergency brake and the train stopped right before hitting the woman.

CLICK HERE to see the video!

ALSO...

"Sammy Sosa pictures" and "Sammy Sosa bleached skin" have been two of Google's most searched terms today, as pictures of the slugger circulate on the Internet. What got the buzz going was Sosa's appearance at the Latin Grammy awards last week in Las Vegas, where it was noticed that his skin was considerably lighter than it was during his prime with the Cubs. The Chicago Tribune quotes a former Cubs employee saying it's due to a skin rejuvenation process. "He's not trying to be Michael Jackson," said Rebecca Polihronis, who said she talks often with Sosa. "He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin. Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double." She added that Sosa had the procedure because of playing in the sun for years.

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Monday Nov. 9th, 2009

Country star Taylor Swift got zingers in on Kanye West and former boyfriend Joe Jonas during a "musical monologue" at the opening of N-B-C's Saturday Night Live. With an acoustic guitar, she sang about the things she wasn't going to talk about in her monologue. For example -- "You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone." And about America's favorite speech interrupter, she quipped, "There's nothing more to say, 'cause everything's O-K -- I've got security lining the stage."

Check It Out: Click here to see the video! 


 Friday Nov. 6th, 2009

It's an ironic Halloween edition! This guy in Ohio got pulled over for drunk driving while being dressed like a breathalyzer! Eighteen year old James Miller was spotted by police early Sunday morning driving the wrong way on a one way street. When the police used a real breathalyzer on him, his blood alcohol content as .158, nearly twice the state's legal limit! Here is his mug shot!

ALSO.....

  CLICK HERE to see the video of David Hasselhoff drunk at Germany Music Awards!

 


 

Wednesday Nov. 4th, 2009

Here's a word to the wise. If you own a liquor warehouse, it's probably not a good idea to allow your forklift drivers to sample the inventory. A Moscow warehouse lost about 100-thousand dollars of inventory when their forklift driver barreled into a wall of shelves knocking down thousands of bottles of cognac and vodka.
 

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Monday Nov. 2nd, 2009

Greg Stroke went to bed one night, and when he woke up in the morning, he noticed that somebody had withdrawn 62-dollars from his bank account to purchase five-thousand X-box points. After doing some quick investigation work, he discovered that the thief was his dog. Stroke says his dog had apparently played around with the X-box controller and was able to purchase the points. He appeared on Friday's Fox and Friends to tell the funny story.

CLICK HERE to see the Video!
 


Tuesday Oct. 27th, 2009

Philadelphia is more than just the City of Brotherly Love, as W-C-A-U reporter Claudia Rivero learned. A horny young man celebrating the Philadelphia Phillies National League pennant gyrated behind Rivero, demonstrating his best sex moves behind her during the live shot.

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Monday Oct. 26th, 2009

CELEB PIC OF THE DAY: Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman dresses up for Halloween a bit early.


 

Thursday Oct. 22nd, 2009

During an important discussion on income inequality, an anchor for MSNBC got her Reverends mixed up introducing Rev. Jesse Jackson as Rev. Al Sharpton. Contessa Brewer ended up blaming the identity crisis on the teleprompter but by the look on Rev. Jackson's face the damage was done.

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Wednesday Oct. 21st, 2009

  If your looking for the T-Pain song I'm in a Box, CLICK HERE to hear the audio!


Tuesday Oct. 20th, 2009

  They just wasted taxpayer's money and now America's reigning Most Hated Family just posted this sign outside their house: "Thank you for all of your support. We are not taking any interview any more. We are tired. Thank you. Heenes." If you can't handle the heat, get out of the balloon!

 


 

Monday Oct. 19th, 2009

  Falcon Heene, "The Balloon Boy," appeared with his family on Friday's Today Show and vomited during Meredith Vieira's live interview. The funniest part is the look of disgust from his father Richard who is trying to continue talking while his son just puked in his lap. Something tells us that the Heene family is going to provide a lot of comedy for a while.
 

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Friday Oct. 16th, 2009

Police in Britain are considering prosecuting a 29-year-old woman after she deliberately drove through a large puddle at a school bus stop, soaking a dozen kids. Cops found out about the prank when they saw video of it posted on YouTube. Kerry Callard was behind the wheel and her boyfriend Alec Goff did the filming and provided the very sinister commentary. The clip has been viewed more than 250-thousand times.

CLICK HERE to see the video!


 Monday Oct. 12th, 2009

Marge Simpson is on the Playboy cover...It hits newsstands Friday!!!


Friday Oct. 9th, 2009

A family photo that shows a little girl beside her father and his fellow soldiers in uniform as they prepare to go to war has resonated well beyond the tight knit Bennethum clan. Four-year-old Paige Bennethum really, really didn't want her daddy to go to Iraq. So much so, that when Army Reservist Staff Sgt. Brett Bennethum lined up in formation at his deployment this July, she couldn't let go. No one had the heart to pull her away. The commanding officer allowed Paige to say goodbye as her dad prepared to ship off from Fort Dix.

The picture alone puts me in tears! Oh my gosh!
 

 

 


 

 Thursday Oct. 8th, 2009

A Louisiana woman was confused and frightened when she came home to find that she had been burglarized. What was even more disturbing was the video that her newly-installed surveillance camera captured. She watched the tape as a naked man broke in, took a shower, cooked a meal, took another shower and then left. The video captured his face, tattoos and as she puts it, "the crack in his butt" and "the front part of his organ."  CLICK HERE to see the video!

ALSO...

Nick Nolte's son was arrested for suspicion of DUI and possession of a controlled substance Wednesday in Santa Monica. Brawley King Nolte struck another vehicle while making a lane change. When cops arrived, we're told the 23-year-old showed signs of impairment, so cops conducted field sobriety tests and eventually arrested him. Nick was arrested for DUI back in 2002 you may remember his infamous mugshot....

Like Father, like son...

 

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree huh???


 

Wednesday Oct. 7th, 2009

  Jon Gosselin's run of T-V appearances continued last night with a stop on The Insider. Jon, along with his lawyer, is trying to sway the public's sympathy away from his estranged wife Kate Gosselin. However, he found out the hard way that going on The Insider for a face-off with combative talk-show-host Nancy Grace is probably not the best idea. To put in bluntly, Nancy ripped him a new one.


CLICK HERE to see the interview!


 

 Friday October 2nd, 2009

    Here's a pic of the sign posted at the entrance gate to the home of Jon and Kate Gosselin in Wernersville, Pennsylvania, yesterday (Thursday) warning T-L-C to stay away.


Wednesday Sept. 30th, 2009

One of the most popular viral videos on YouTube these days is a three-and-a-half minute compilation of the 100 greatest viral videos ever. Wanna see it??? Click here for the video!
 


Monday Sept. 28th, 2009

Khloe Kardashian shows of her her nine-carat engagement ring Friday while running errands.

 


Friday Sept. 25th, 2009

  Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" video has spawned a countless number of copycats trying to mimic the pop star's moves. On Wednesday night's episode of Fox's Glee, the high school football team took their turn. Not to be outdone, a baby boy in a diaper did his best Beyonce and his dad posted the clip on YouTube.
 


Thursday Sept. 24th, 2009

Here is a viral video that is a true "viral" video as it involves the swine flu. A Long Island, New York doctor named John D. Clarke recorded a great rap about how to prevent the H-1-N-1 virus. Click Here to see the Video.
 

ALSO...

An Indonesian woman has given birth to a 19.2-pound baby boy, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country. The baby, who is still unnamed and is 24.4 inches long, was born by caesarean section Monday at a public hospital in North Sumatra province. Here is the bouncing baby boy next to a "regular" size baby...

Doesn't the little baby look like it's saying don't eat me!!! LOL


 

Wednesday Sept. 23rd, 2009

If you've ever played Wii Bowling, you know just how fun and addictive it can be. You've probably even found yourself playing the game instead of doing more important things like homework, laundry, or say, executing a search warrant of a suspected drug trafficker. Sheriff's deputies in Polk County, Florida were caught on tape playing Wii Bowling while searching a suspect's home. The video shows the cops playing and celebrating their strikes. As for their boss and the county's taxpayers, well they're not celebrating at all.
 

Click Here to see them play!


 Tuesday Sept. 22nd, 2009

CELEB PIC OF THE DAY: Five-foot-eight weatherman Al Roker stands next to the world's tallest man, eight-foot-one Turkish herdsman Sultan Kosen.

 


Monday Sept. 21st, 2009

CELEB PIC OF THE DAY: Mariah Carey gets ugly for a new role. She dons a slight mustache and a bad wig as a case worker in a welfare office in the new movie Precious.
 


Friday Sept. 18th, 2009

Here's Oscar-winning actress Cate Blanchett at a premiere in Australia on Thursday (left) -- and the crocheted couch blanket on "Roseanne" (right).


Thursday Sept. 17th, 2009

   A little girl throws back the baseball that the dad caught at the (Phillies) Philadelphia game today. The dad was so excited and gave her the ball to look at and then she threw it back on the field!

Click here to see the video!


Wednesday Sept. 16th, 2009

Look at Kate Gosselins new hair...

AND...

   Big props to T-M-Z for getting their hands on the audiotape of President Obama calling Kanye West a "jackass." The audio was recorded as Obama was getting ready to do an interview with C-N-B-C.  Click Here to here the audio!


 

Wednesday Sept. 9th, 2009

   George Clooney got an offer he could refuse at a press conference in Italy, yesterday. Clooney was at the Venice Film Festival promoting his new comedy The Men Who Stare at Goats, when a male fan posing as a reporter began stripping. As he ripped off his shirt, the unidentified man shouted, "Please, take me, George! May I kiss you, please ... just one kiss." Clooney took the incident in stride, though, and even jokingly told the man, "You know, the tie looks good!" Check out video of the incident here.


Thursday Sept. 3, 2009

   Georgia man was charged with felony cruelty to children after he slapped a toddler at a suburban Atlanta Wal-Mart. 61-year-old Roger Stephens reportedly told Sonya Mathews that if she didn't stop her two-year-old from crying, he would "shut her up for you." A short time later in another aisle, Stephens made good on his promise -- slapping the child four or five times across the face, and then telling Mathews, "See, I told you I would shut her up." Stephens was held until police arrived, who made good on their threat to lock Stephens up. He's currently being held without bond at the Gwinnett County Detention Center.



 

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